Jack & Jill Sweeps Razzies Awards For Worst In Film

“Ben Hur”. “The Lord Of The Rings: The Return Of The King”. “Jack And Jill”. What do these films have in common? Well, the first two swept the Oscars, winning in pretty much every category they were nominated. The Adam Sandler “comedy” is like that, just on the other end of the quality spectrum. Today, the winners of the annual Razzies Awards were announced. And “Jack And Jill” stood out as the undisputed champion of crap. Anyone with the slightest modicum of taste who’s ever had the misfortune of watching that wretched movie (ie: me) will offer no argument. Well. Maybe just a stifled sob or two.

The official statement goes: “Every year, the Golden Raspberry Awards, better known simply as The Razzies, set out to (dis)honor the very worst in cinema. And this year, one film rose above all others: Adam Sandler’s cross-dressing comedy Jack & Jill swept every single category.”

Here’s the complete list of nominees, with the winners (losers?) in orange…

WORST ACTOR
Adam Sandler, Jack and Jill / Just Go With It
Russell Brand, Arthur
Nicolas Cage, Drive Angry / Season of the Witch / Trespass
Taylor Lautner, Abduction/The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Nick Swardson, Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star

WORST ACTRESS
Adam Sandler (as “Jill”), Jack and Jill
Martin Lawrence (as “Momma”), Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Sarah Palin (as Herself), The Undefeated
Sarah Jessica Parker, I Don’t Know How She Does It / New Year’s Eve
Kristen Stewart, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

WORST SUPPORTING ACTOR
Al Pacino, Jack and Jill
Patrick Dempsey, Transformers: Dark of the Moon
James Franco, Your Highness
Ken Jeong, Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son / The Hangover Part 2 / Transformers: Dark of the Moon / Zookeeper
Nick Swardson, Jack and Jill / Just Go With It

WORST SUPPORTING ACTRESS
David Spade (as “Monica”), Jack and Jill
Katie Holmes, Jack and Jill
Brandon T. Jackson (as “Charmaine”), Big Mommas: Like Father, Like Son
Nicole Kidman, Just Go With It
Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Transformers: Dark of the Moon

WORST SCREEN ENSEMBLE
Jack and Jill
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
New Year’s Eve
Transformers: Dark of the Moon
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

WORST DIRECTOR
Dennis Dugan, Jack and Jill / Just Go With It
Michael Bay, Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Tom Brady, Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Bill Condon, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1
Garry Marshall, New Year’s Eve

WORST PREQUEL, REMAKE, RIP-OFF, OR SEQUEL
Jack and Jill
Arthur
Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
The Hangover Part 2
The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

WORST SCREEN COUPLE
Adam Sandler and either Katie Holmes, Al Pacino, or Adam Sandler, Jack and Jill
Nicolas Cage & Anyone Sharing the Screen with Him in Any of His Three 2011 Movies
Shia LaBeouf and Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Adam Sandler and either Jennifer Aniston or Brooklyn Decker, Just Go With It
Kristen Stewart and either Robert Pattinson or Taylor Lautner, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1

WORST SCREENPLAY
Steve Koren & Adam Sandler, Story by Ben Zook, Jack and Jill
Adam Sandler, Allen Covert, and Nick Swardson, Bucky Larson: Born to Be a Star
Katherine Fugate, New Year’s Eve
Ehren Kruger, Transformers: Dark of the Moon
Melissa Rosenberg, from the Novel by Stephenie Meyer, The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 1