As part of the promotions for “Dawn Of The Planet Of The Apes”, the studio organised an outing for two kiddie chimpanzees to watch the movie on the big screen. Now I’m all for equality for all species, but I really do not think this is a good idea. Sure, they’re cute and cuddly now. What happens when they suddenly realise just how oppressed their kind has become under the insidious rule of man? What then?? Damn these idiots who did this! Damn them all to hell!