Batman: Screw Wonder Woman, Aquaman and the Flash. We don’t need those losers. Let’s start our own team!
Superman: Okey-dokey! I’m in! Who do we got?
Batman: So far, Shrek, the Blue Power Ranger, Spider-Man and some random car from “Cars” have signed up.
Superman: Sweeeet. We need a name, though.
Batman: Well, Justice League is taken. How about… The Super Supergroup?
Superman: Feels like there’s too much me in there.
Batman: Do-gooders Collective?
Superman: Too ordinary.
Batman: I’ve got it! Let’s call ourselves… Sense Of Right Alliance!
Superman: Oooh, I like it! Imagine the merchandising opportunities!
Batman: Way ahead of ya, Supes. I’ve just contacted this supplier in China…